She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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