Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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