oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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