It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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