Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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