You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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