You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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