What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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