i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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