why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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