you will always have a special place in my vag
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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