Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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