He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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