that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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