You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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