Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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