You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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