im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm bleeding and have questions
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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