You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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