But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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