So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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