i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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