So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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