how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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