Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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