Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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