I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
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