He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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