The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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