It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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