guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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