You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
So. Much. Porn.
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