Umm I'm too high to move.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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