come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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