O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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