I bet he comes in French.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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