So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I have tasted many bathrooms
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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