O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Randomize
