I wannas sexs uuuuu
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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