Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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