You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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