i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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