I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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