Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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