I'm drive I can fine osifer
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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