I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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