I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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