He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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