turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Randomize
