He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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