It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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