Dual....:-)
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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