I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Shame is for Republicans.
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