Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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